Wait a minute! That’s Eleven’s entrance music!

I liked when Garvin turned heel, joined Gary Hart’s stable, and began a feud with Dusty Rhodes over the U.S. title. Shame he left for the then-WWF only to become a middling guy on the cards.

Ah, the N.W.A.... where Mulkeymania ruled for a hot minute and Hands of Stone Ron Garvin was the veritable definition of a transitional champ.

“Just kill me”

Stern was amazing on 9/11 if memory serves.

Stone Cold broke into Brian Pillman’s house and Pillman fired a gun at him. That was in 1998.

Sees this image on the website’s homepage and immediately stops downloading app

“And again, Liverpool’s remaining fixtures are a relative breeze: Bournemouth, Stoke, West Brom, Crystal Palace, Watford, Southampton, West Ham, and Middlesbrough.”

Not one of those leg-shaving spandex-swaddled assholes got off their bike to scratch her behind the ear and praise her for being such a good dog. Seriously, fuck those guys.

i would watch this

“This is a tragedy.”

Your fault for misremembering what month José Fernández died, but not your fault for calling me a “vapid cunt” because you thought I’d misremembered and hadn’t checked your facts? Just checking—I wouldn’t want to misremember, since you deleted your original comment!

It was September 25. Feel free to check me on that with any of the hyperlinks in the article, any of the fourteen other pieces we have published about Fernández since his death, or a very simple Google search. Thanks for playing.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

This is all just leading toward a Barkley run-in at Wrestlemania, isn’t it?

“So she never came out to say hi while we were standing there. She was just waiting to see what kind of goodies we left here for her.”

Not sure what the issue is? She’s a spy, and Vader is play acting.

It was.