I’m just a stranger from the Internet but I’m super happy your kid got better.

1-800-273-TALK

For my money, the Blues Brothers is the best car chase movie. Realistic, maybe not. Gratuitous, absolutely.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

His Christian name is Teka$hi69.

Man, their dad is a complete asshole, wow.

Maybe I’m being too literal, but shouldn’t a developmental team have a lower numerical value than the NBA team?

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

Wasn’t all of this basically Louis’s, from Revenge of the Nerds, theory. Spelled out after he raped the cheerleader on the bouncing moon ride, while pretending to be Ted McGinley.

pure fuckin swagger like no one else can bring

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Can we just fast-forward to the end of game 7 when Judge hits a game-winning shot onto Sheffield to an awaiting Derek Jeter who’s having his butt eaten up against a Gatorade sign already?

Ritual

I’ll just leave this here:

We call it a boulevard in Minnesota. Definitely like both“devil strip” and “tree lawn”, though. Officially, I just learned, it is called a “road verge”.