It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

get the fuck outta here

It was, but the edit just pushed the joke too far. Win some, lose some.

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

I’ll be honest, I want nothing to do with a reunion. My HS does a combined reunion/cook out type thingy (since the school has closed). Coincidentally when I moved back on this side of town I bought a house around the corner from the school. I mean folks are serious about this event. It’s an all day thing and the…

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

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The survival rate is not low. It is zero. There are no long term survivors of this horrible, awful, no good disease. My sister-in-laws mother died of it. It is intractible and fatal in all cases (unless they die of heart attack, infection or get hit by a bus while undergoing treatment).

He’ll throw DeBall at you. Come on man...

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot. 

Why did I just watch this entirely uneventful Hatton intro?

Their father, Homer, doesn’t se what the fuss is about.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Why is Bob Villa so angry? Did his old house fall down?