Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

I’m taking a day to indulge the happiness of Cubs fans then I’m going back to cheering against them.

*googles

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

Shoulders above the rest.

at first i was sure that it was a very glossy bill murray, until i realized its actually tom hanks with white paint on him.

Haha, idiot.

This is honestly the first thought that occurred to me upon reading the headline. Then I got to the story and was like, I’m an idiot.

I avoid ties by avoiding high-paying jobs that require me to wear them.

I’m up late googling good teen action and I get this shit?

Well, kids - this is how crossovers are made.

‘81 Datsun ZX.

Bautista said it wasn’t that bad of an Indian burn. Definitely beats a titty-twister.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

As a lifelong Indians fan for a long time I didn’t think of Chief Wahoo as racist. I genuinely believe that most fans who where Indians gear with Chief Wahoo on them aren’t racist and don’t think of it as anything other than a log they’ve known their whole lives. But it is racist and it’s time for the logo to be…

Invisible scrotum!

“alright , boys, let’s celebrate! A round of Blood of Christ on me! “