I can help!

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

They may be smart in the lab, but in the real world they’re utterly obnoxious and eat garbage, they are the nerds-living-in-their-moms-basement of the bird world.

Ahem, maybe if I wasn’t doomed to the grays, you could have gotten to the bottom of this sooner:

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

Dick Pound may pooh-pooh Zika in public, but behind closed doors he and the IOC are elated that there will be a whole new generation of pinheads across the globe for them to grift.

Radiohead (and Phish, for that matter) is like bigotry: best indulged in in the privacy of your own home.

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal