Ahem, maybe if I wasn’t doomed to the grays, you could have gotten to the bottom of this sooner:

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

Dick Pound may pooh-pooh Zika in public, but behind closed doors he and the IOC are elated that there will be a whole new generation of pinheads across the globe for them to grift.

Radiohead (and Phish, for that matter) is like bigotry: best indulged in in the privacy of your own home.

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal