Thanks for this.

You’re telling me fans would rather you lose and put a worse player out there...

Ugh - I thought you came off as a pedant at first but I actually agree with you. At work when we are talking to the engineers who service our machines, we need to differentiate between ‘hard drives’ and ‘SSDs’ so they know what we want. So I get you. I think you guys got caught up in a pointless debate about the…

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

This is definitely not new. I used Yahoo Mail for 18 years (just left it about a month ago) and it was constantly asking me to pay for the add-free experience. I think the ad-free has been around for 10 or 15 years? I think it used to be $10/mo or more though. It just didn’t feel worth it.

And he tells Anastasia to wipe that smile off his face.

Kudos to Kevin Durant and I’m sincerely happy that he got his chip. I personally have no qualms with him teaming up with the Warriors to create a dynastic Monstars-type team that will tear through the league for years to come (if all goes according to plan). Hell, if I could do it too, I would in a New York minute.

“the Senate Intelligence Committee is now demanding that the president hand over the “tapes” by June 23rd. So he has two weeks.”

Unless LeBron hulks out and somehow manages to completely erase either Curry and Durant from the game, one of them will be able to work for an open shot every single time down the floor.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!”

Meanwhile I can’t even get people to play with me for free.

Not really a big deal, right? Plenty of organizations exercise practices to disassociate personal opinions from organizational statements.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

ELITE INTERIOR PASSERS make me start hyperventilating. Basketball’s just so much more beautiful when everybody’s in motion and the ball is whipping around.