Quick orgy fact: Triscuits are not good snack foods for an orgy. They can be...abrasive. You’re welcome.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

They enjoy being assholes. It’s that simple. There is no other explanation for this non-story.

Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

As a former Rams fan, I can’t tell you how liberating it is to be able to enjoy football again. Agelinos, you had a good thing going without being encumbered by this shit franchise.

I disagree. Of course most will be fitted from the factory with fast charging, but I don’t think the car is rendered pointless without it. 230 miles would allow me to take the family to visit my parents, about 80 miles each way and not have to worry about range like I do now with my current i3. We’ll come home with…

My wife was a vegetarian, until pregnancy met Five Guys.

I would but I don’t usually have an hour to wait for someone to bother moving the chicken from the rack to a tray and hand it to me.

It would be rather fitting for Kanye’s career to come to end for speaking through a wire.

but I’m not going to jump down someone’s throat for using words like that in casual conversation.

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

I think we’re acknowledging the facts:

Seriously. It’s interesting - I grew up in the Midwest, and geese there are considered pretty, and respected because of their rare tendency to mate for life with the same pairs.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

No, way too far behind to be fathomable. The way a US youth player progresses through the US system is hugely problematic for both developing individual talent and developing a league. A promising 13-year-old in Europe is already playing for a club team’s academy. At 15, he’s training with the first team, and at 16…

When asked about it in the clubhouse after the game, he just laughed it off.