the check engine light was a way of life. It came on for everything. The oxygen sensors. The gas cap. If it was raining. To remind you about endangered animals. When you were singing. When you were driving on dirt. When you had forgotten your grocery list.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I’m a dad. I wear leather flip-flops, cargo shorts, and an aloha shirt while grilling on the patio.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

HAHAHAHAH, No. American bikes are a sham compared to the foreign markets. Literally, American bikes are sold on looks and the 'symbolism'. If you are a motorcycle nut, you want a type of performance. Cruising, sport bike, touring, sport touring, dual sport, commuting/beginner, etc...Out of all of these bikes, The best…

"Watch Guy Martin Chase After Michael Dunlop at 200MPH at The Isle of Man."

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

"I trusted you."

Bulleit Rye makes an excellent Manhattan.

I recently wrapped up extensive diagnostic testing for rheumatoid conditions and all kinds of stuff, only to be told that I have fibromyalgia, a severe vitamin D deficiency, and I've suffered from depression and anxiety as a result of my pain and lack of sleep from said pain for nearly 10 years.

The medications that I…

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

"Husband-Elect"?

If you don't shift into neutral correctly, Jeremy Clarkson will appear out of nowhere and punch you in the face.

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

"Clapping back" - Returning fire