That sounds like a series of arthouse films.

taH pagh taHbe’!

You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

FIFY

This is exactly what happened to me... I jumped on my computer and had a pop-up saying you have been banned and you have to check a box and click exit to acknowledge the ban.

Aw jeez.

Yes, but she was a rich, first class passenger. They would have at least made a show of looking for her.

Oh shit 

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

A well stocked spice rack is the key to flavorful cooking. I have one basic chicken soup recipe, but by adding different flavorings, it’s never the same twice.

Or in this case, 15 - 20

Keeping it on-topic, I’m going to answer with an anime meme:

I often wonder how many of them, especially the ones who are getting older and have some pretty major procedures done, look at themselves in the mirror after and genuinely think they look better.

Seeing celebrities whose faces look so obviously fake makes me truly appreciate the ones who are letting themselves age gracefully. (Meryl Streep comes to mind.)

turn up the guidance 😋

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

The pita is when forms don’t recognize this as an email address, either intentionally or not

Fred Ucker, Seth Hitter, Carol Unt and a whole slew of other people really appreciate the periods in corporate email addresses.

Many American comedians mentioned that struggle during the Trump years; a lot of the time they were making jokes about such sad/infuriating/batshit insane stuff that it just started affecting them psychologically.