I’ve got a better Titanic conundrum for you; Did Jack doom the RMS Titanic by saving Rose? If she had succeeded in throwing herself overboard, someone would have eventually noticed, a “man overboard” alert would have been sounded, and the ship would have stopped to carry out some futile attempt at search and rescue.…

I thought the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter was that insufferable manbaby Elon Musk tricking himself into paying $44,000,000,000 for Twitter and then immediately trying to speedrun the bankrupt% category with it.

“Inexpensive” perhaps, but affordability is relative. When your food budget shakes out to less than $10 a day, it gets really hard to eat healthy. (Or to get three meals a day, for that matter, which switches my metabolism into ‘storage’ mode.) It’s not even easy making it through the month if you do compromise on the…

lol, stock photography... I love that picture for ‘Sewing’; they’re about to start hand stitching next to a seam that’s clearly already been through a serger? 🤔

Of all the things that fail to surprise me, Logan Paul continuing to be a walking talking toxic waste dump surprises me the least. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bought myself a Super Famicom for Christmas this year...

What the galavanting fuck? When they transported a beam like that through town where I am—which they had to do several times, for the nearby bridge construction—there was a small army of support personnel. Escort vehicles, police shutting down all traffic, like a crew of a half dozen just to direct and remote control…

Science and technology teamed up—not unlike a group of teenage misfits in a JRPG—to kill natural selection the way the aforementioned JRPG teens seem to always inevitably kill God. 🤦‍♂️

OH NOES. NOT MORE AI ART! 😱

10,000% agree. And it breaks my heart seeing young celebrities—who by any reasonable measure are already gorgeous—falling into these same old traps. 🙁 Haven’t they seen what the last two generations have gone through with this stuff? The ever-present web of bizarre societal pressures and unrealistic standards needs…

I’m pretty sure this ridiculous anti-AI sentiment is why we’re all going to die in a machine apocalypse.

And that’s supposed to look attractive??? 🤨 Those pics up top... They all look like the character in a zombie movie who’s been hiding the fact they got bit and are going to suddenly turn at the most plot-[in]convenient time. 😬

I owned Steel Battalion. About half the buttons only had a function in the mech (VT) start-up process and you’d only need to touch them again if your mech stalled.

[Opens local Stable Diffusion instance]
[Types “Cry me a river” into prompt]
[Inexplicably, this article emerges]

Yes.

That was a big surprise! I wasn’t expecting them to tap any additional star power for the game. Man, that can not have been a cheap get.

Well, if Ninty didn’t want people spilling tea about these unmade games, maybe they should’ve made the fucking games. I watched the vid before it got taken down, and it sounded like a cool game. I really liked the story, too.

idk, the second I saw the first trailer for Wednesday, I knew it was going to be great. It definitely wasn’t going to be bad, anyway. I still haven’t had a chance to watch it though because my life is a neverending cavalcade of one slowly unraveling disaster after another. (A ‘clustastrophuck’ as I have come to call…

Note that I am specifically talking about instances where it’s stated in the fine print “ITEM HAS NO CASH VALUE” which is a drastically different thing than a “non-cash prize” the latter being absolutely taxable, because it’s still an asset.

Your expectations for this remake of Front Mission tell me that you either never actually played the original Front Mission, or you don’t actually remember playing it.