Holy hell, when I clicked on the article I thought you were exaggerating...but trying to read the rest of those screenshots gave me some kind of brain cramp. I need to go lie down...and possibly not get up again... orz

...I think the real story we should be focusing on here is that Astroneer spacesuit costumes exist. 😮 Do...do they come in adult size? 🤔 Because that is frickin’ cool. Better than one of those goofy T-Rex costumes.

The central drive bay ‘pedestal’ would be an ideal place to set up one of those ‘cellphone holograms’, perhaps with a tablet-size screen...and that’d be viewable from all three sides. 🤔

What even is this game.

One of my bird villagers had FLEAS this morning.  I didn’t even know that was A THING. 😱

It’s true! 😃

Honestly, John Oliver doesn’t deserve that comparison... 😬

Live on $1,200 for ten weeks? Sure thing, Steve! Oh, wait... My rent is a third that, even with Section 8. (Actually two thirds, because two months!)

Interesting. Some of this info is new to me... 🤔 Not gonna lie though, that all sounds even more ‘tinfoil hat’-ish than my simple observation-based evidence for the ‘sequel’ theory. 😂

Meanwhile my STUPIDLY LARGE COMPUTER is re-badged and kitted out as an EBM Virtual Reality Host mainframe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, if you’re going to be that way, I’ll offer up the least subjective, most intentional ones I can think of off the top of my head:

The soul of Ikari Yui no longer resides in Unit 01 after the events of EoE, she’s absent in the Rebuild movies.

They do. There are mountains of evidence that they do.

End of Evangelion is integral to the plot; it’s the bridge between the series and the Rebuild movies, which take place after EoE.

These people are “bad” because they are literally endangering themselves and others, to....what end exactly? To prove a point? What?

The whole arrival/departure cutscene thing is the absolute DUMBEST god damned design decision imaginable. What the hell, Nintendo?!

My problem with NASCAR is there’s nowhere near as much to it as there is your typical open wheel, touring, or rally racing. It just isn’t interesting to watch, most of the time. 🤔

No, NASCAR is definitely a sport...it just isn’t racing. 😏

As usual, “There’s a PA for that.”