Hmm, a “portable” system where I could work through the last few years of backlog due to competition for resources, like the TV and time in general? This thing is an involved/married person’s dream. . .

I remember last year at a SEGA arcade shop in Makuhari, there was a crane game with those hooks and you have the get the hook inside the circle to get the prize. I had 4 friends with me and I kept winning everytime and asking the people working there to put the new prize on so I can keep winning, and I asked them to…

Let me get this straight: I know exactly where my:

Good thing Everybody’s Golf is affordable! $40, $35 with GCU. Now I REALLY want this game. The character customization is amazing.

Knack 2 babeeh!!!

I dunno, I found a few of them funny—particularly Corpse Run, which is referencing 9s’s obvious and repeated self-inflicted sexual frustration re: 2B.

SPOILER FOR NIER: AUTOMATA FOLLOWS

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I mean, yeah, if you’ve not played the game, you won’t get it—but there’s literally a sequence in the game that involves machines…

The ones posted here every Sunday are essentially the mainstream ones. Penny Arcade for example has thier own conventions. I mean most gaming comics are just references to stuff in the games, that ppl can go ha I remember that. Like Link cooking in BotW, or one strip is known to use Metal Gear a ton. I mean it’s…

Also the jokes are bad or nonexistent, even if you get the reference. “Half Life has physics puzzles” for instance, is just sort of a mild uninteresting observation. Most of these bank on mentioning things readers recognize than actually having any joke or insight.

Being a gamer I found none of these remotely smirkworthy. There’s an air of unseemly distanced patronizing to all of these comics like they aren’t gamers but they still need to do their job as video game comic makers and they also sprinkled with puns or tired observations.

Sunday comics both online and print have never been super funny. At most they give a slight “ha” and a smirk. I don’t think Garfield, Peanuts, Crankshaft, and others give me much more, your standards might be too high.

I have to agree. Those comics were all exceptionally bland and unfunny. Even WITH video game knowledge.

First one: HL3 script was leaked. The creator is joking about the lack of physic puzzles which were a much loved part of the 2nd one.

Remember those terrible Wisdom Tree games for your NES your aunt bought for you at her favorite Christian bookstore? Well, I’M gonna be playing Spiritual Warfare & the Wisdom Tree Collection, which I bought as part of this 12-game collection at Bundle Stars for just $2.49 last night (for all 12, not just WT games)!

A little bit of this and a little bit of that. For some reason I picked this month to overload my list of games I’m currently playing.

Playing some Yakuza Kiwami mostly likely. For some reason I’ve skipped/overlooked the series. I hope I get into the series.

What do you need to understand besides DEFENDING MOTHER EARTH?

Yakuza Kiwami. Nothing but Yakuza Kiwami. I’ve been waiting a long time to see where the Yakuza series started. And by gum, I’m gonna do it this weekend. Finally!

They really wanted those tax credits.

I’m trying to find where the “ass” is in that trailer. This is what our expectations have become?