You do realize the logical problem with this, right? If “black culture” isn’t a monolith, you’re arguing that “femininity” or “womanhood” (or “masculinity” or “manhood”) is, something we know is categorically not true. No, I’m not trolling (but I’m sure I’ll be accused of it), but the analogies are actually pretty on…

She’s doing a horrible job raising that boy. The proper response would have been to yell “World Star!” then enter the fight.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

What the fuck goes on at Boy Scout camps

A condiment is any “optional” addition, whereas the definition of a sauce has to do with its properties in itself, so naturally sauces and condiments have some overlap. Marinara sauce on spaghetti isn’t really a condiment because it’s an essential part of the dish. But marinara sauce you dip mozzarella sticks into is…

No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

I feel like this highlights the insanity in trying to split diseases into physical and mental with the idea that “physical” diseases are somehow more real than other diseases. Your central nervous system sending you false cues about your skin is no more or less real than anything else.

Road raging volunteer fire fighter? Why is it so fucking farfetched that an unmarked Monte isn't a cop?

As a follow-up, I'll say to you what I said to somebody else: Black people shouldn't want to use the n-word either. The only thing that "we can say it but you can't" does is emphasize that a distinction exists between the two races. If racism can ever truly be eliminated, it's by people no longer seeing people of a…

But are those blue and black balls or white and gold...? not sure

It feels like some weird sociology experiment to see if people will affirm anything that enough others insist is true...

I swear to you it's not a weird internet troll thing. I see it as distinctly black and blue. The dress is listed for sale as a black and blue dress as well, so clearly your eyes are somehow deceiving you. The photoshop also shows it as clearly black and blue colors, so again, it's your eyes dude. Also: http://www.amaz…

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Using five promiscuous women as his case studies, McBroom introduces us to five archetypes: Insecure Minx, Bohemian Rebel, Messalina Reincarnate, Homosexual, and Love Starved Woman. AND WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED THEY SUMMON CAPTAIN HARLOT!

So, she puts on her wizard's cap...

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

Can I guess how many times you use the term "Social Justice Warrior" in a day? I'm taking 11, but in the triple digits if you're feeling internet chatty.

Also: because we can. That's the reason for most things humanity does, why should it be any different with digesting milk?

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.