Oh you mean where he's helping to unload the truck full of Playdoh products? Yeah, Joy Read of MSNBC showed the whole clip — including the "unofficial" footage from before the "action" to after the "cut" — and she clocked it. It totaled 49 seconds.

Actually, George W Bush did have an accuser. So did Ronald Reagan. And because I don’t particularly like either of them, I cheerfully pass around these rumors whenever I’m in a comment thread in which someone is yammering on, in a partisan fashion, about Bill Clinton’s immorality. Do I believe these accusers’ stories?…

Problem here is I was a fully grown adult during the first Clinton administration, so I’ve been to this rodeo before. Also, I am a woman, a feminist (although I’m not part of the newest whatever wave), and former victim of acquaintance rape (1981). I very much believe that if someone claims to be a victim of rape,…

Except why was his rape victim even at one of his campaign stops only a few weeks later, let alone hanging about waiting to have her hand shook? Why would she continue to volunteer for his subsequent gubernatorial campaigns? Why would she accept an unpaid position sitting on a nursing home oversight board from him?…

What I don't get is why no one tried to make landing on the iceberg in their row boats. They had ropes and grappling hooks, they could have climbed up on the ice and waited for the Carpathian in style.

Okay.

What... nobody wrote in PizzaRat?

(and people, bizarrely, rag on Clinton for having POTUS ambition even though this is only her second run).

That's Okay. I can live with Trump being the duly elected city councilman of CrazyTown.

Ew. I don't want to even think about Trump stroking that yellow fringe and finger-fucking the grommets.

Larry Presser and Meg Whitman, a whole bunch of billionaires who really, really don't like Trump and a whole bunch of generals and admirals.

Why not both?

So you're saying that if Trump were a Twinkie, he would be 35 feet long and weigh approximately 600 pounds?

Mostly I don’t care because you said you’re going to vote for her anyway, but I honestly think that your complaints are ranging from fact-challenged to flat out hypocritical.

I was a Positive Objectivist from age fourteen into my early twenties. Sure, I modified it somewhat towards Nathaniel Brandon’s more personal form of self-reliance selfishness, but still.

“We were just breakin' in the table. What?"

That's just to distract us from Trump's ridiculous hair and fingers. Speaking which, Trump's index finger looks weird in that picture — like he's wearing a false tip to make it seem longer. Notice the odd shadow just past the second knuckle — could he being finger prosthetics?

Same here.

It's basically a tradition.

Pretty sure Jesus hates private servers.