Pictured: Hoboken mayoral candidate, Dawn Zimmer.

Keep the name and change the logo to Shanahan's face.

Only one person died, not 100+. Also no bananas were thrown.

Karma: [lines up in victory formation]

I don't know. Could someone hired by ESPN to cover the NFL be capable of committing such a heinous crime? Seems unlikely.

Wait, three pumps and he's done? That looks more like the Rick Pitino dance to me.

Eli has one message to the haters.

Without the NFL, me Austin Collie no boinky ouch sad - feel sad room spin Austin SIT! sad

Terrell Suggs' periodontist has been pulling a gum prank for the last 10 years by not actually doing any work.

I think that every NFL team would get a secret memo from the Ginger Hammer saying their profits from the League's secret brain harvesting program would dry up tout suite if they dared shame the SHIELD by hiring an accused murderer.

That's what's so depressing. This happened the LAST time FOX tried to challenge ESPN: They somehow put out a product that was even more obnoxious and annoying than ESPN. I want to say it makes me appreciate what ESPN does more, but it doesn't. It just makes me angry that the one potential rival to ESPN is too…

Man this is so sad, does everything involving the NBA have to be decided in advance?

The fuck you looking at, asshole?

White shoes, man. WHITE SHOES.