Pro: The Cardinals are eliminated.

1. Scientology

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

5 Guys makes a good cheeseburger.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

Hey everybody! Way to +1 a joke that's older than dirt! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/961…

Yes, you went to the realm of mesmerizingly obtuse. Good for you. Haven’t you ever wondered why so many programmers have macbooks? Wondered why people who make money from their laptops choose macbooks? Step outside your bubble for a second.

That’s badass.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

This bear is an animal and it doesn’t give a shit about models. It just wants food and shelter. poorridge, an appropriately sized chair and a bed of a specified firmness level.

The flame itself is the tribute to Al Davis. The bowl is a tribute to Mark.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

Racism is obviously a problem, but we should have learned by now that it won't be cured by extra long sentences.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

Not having to use Windows alone is worth at least a grand. Taking that into account, Macs are pretty damn cheap.