Doesn’t really surprise me. Rural Pennsylvania is full of people that don’t bother wandering any further than their mailbox when looking for potential mates.

+1

I hate to the be the wet blanket here, but he should probably quit drinking, you guys.

Those are terrible shoes.

See, I haven’t been unreasonably paranoid of this exact thing my entire life!

With Cowherd gone, I’m happy that ESPN has found replacement parasites.

I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.

The worst thing about Broadway folks is their inability to accept that some people are not into Broadway stuff.

No thanks.

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...”

All of them.

Doesn’t make a bit of difference to me, but as a 27 year old who needs a job to like, feed her daughter, maybe she considers losing the face piercings.

Yup. And he “accidentally” looks like Conan the Destroyer as well...

Garret’s

This bear is an animal and it doesn’t give a shit about models. It just wants food and shelter. poorridge, an appropriately sized chair and a bed of a specified firmness level.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

This is bad Kinja.

I was shocked to discover this peach of a lady is from New Jersey.