Just fucking ugh....

Quick and easy way for Deadspin readers to save 3 minutes a day throughout "Make your bed March":

Agreed. 88 Minutes is a steaming pile of dung through and through.

"Porn is about fantasy," he said, "and honestly, no man wants to use one in real life."

Give the guy a break. He lives in fucking Ohio. You'd be shithoused around the clock too.

I knew a girl in my NYC bartending days that had 'penis' tattooed inside her lower lip. Honest to god. She did it when she was blackout drunk in vegas. The logic behind said tattoo was that she always had..... well you get the idea.

LOLOLOL at states the are "buffet heavy".

This whole exercise has been wonderfully masturbatory in every sense. And it's great peek behind the curtain of this amazing shit-show of a site. Craggs seems like a real sweetheart.

More like Kolton WRONG! Amirite?!?!

No more gingers in positions of power. They can't be trusted with stuff.

I give Rice a "puncher's chance" at having success with another NFL team in the near future.

I'm not exactly sure what Pittsburgh has to do with this other than the fact they played the Browns today...... But sounds good. I guess it works... Kinda. Yes, Pittsburgh "fuckin' sucks" too. So glad we are in agreement. Sort of. I guess.

this man needs a shitload of counseling.

This is a sham. All the rage is faked. This is a shameless parody of the thousand fan videos before it showcasing folks that are actually unstable. This guy just wants the attention. Saying things "fuckin' suck" is really uninspired. Only from a Browns fan...

Isn't this how Bruce Lee's kid died?

White people are nuts.

Time to die (if you don't give respect building occupancy limits and other crucial safety code regulations).

Is Ley the only one at work today?