Do you have bootstraps? Sounds like you aren't pulling on them hard enough.

Please don’t encourage this. Slideshows are terrible.

I’m pretty sure nobody at Kotaku is using slideshows.   And no, it wouldn’t be perfect.  No way i’m re-loading the page 50 times.  

6'9"

I BLAME HADES FOR THIS ALSO ITS A GOOD GENDER NEUTRAL TERM.

My good shade are those mini hotdogs inside of pretzel dough that’s the crust of pizza?!!?

No, it was Tuesday.

*reads lede*

Also not made by me.

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?

Remember Alf? He’s back, in pog form.

OH, HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. I TOO ENJOY PROCESSING VARIOUS GASES THROUGH MY COOLING FANS LUNGS. THERE ARE ALSO MANY HUMANS HERE IF YOU WISH TO JOIN US.

I think the word you’re looking for is “successor”

Maybe they paid a 13 year old to put the suit on you freaking killjoy. So long as it doesn’t go too far, let a 13 year old live out their dreams.

WHO

Some people need to spend less time on the internet.