Do you have bootstraps? Sounds like you aren't pulling on them hard enough.

Please don’t encourage this. Slideshows are terrible.

I’m pretty sure nobody at Kotaku is using slideshows.   And no, it wouldn’t be perfect.  No way i’m re-loading the page 50 times.  

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I BLAME HADES FOR THIS ALSO ITS A GOOD GENDER NEUTRAL TERM.

My good shade are those mini hotdogs inside of pretzel dough that’s the crust of pizza?!!?

No, it was Tuesday.

*reads lede*

Also not made by me.

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?

Remember Alf? He’s back, in pog form.

I was in love/lust with Beth Broderick as Zelda back in the day. Damn handsome woman with a crazy sexy voice.

If they don’t use this as an excuse to have a talking Salem they have failed.

Still waiting for Jim Rash to turn up, revealing that Greendale Community College exists in the same Greendale.

He’s got to be very very high on the list of “visionaries taken way too soon when they had so much more to offer” hasn’t he?

Loki was DB Cooper. That explains everything.