*cough* This is filed under compete.kotaku.com already...

You missed the link.

Between this and his book getting cancelled, karma is in full force.

Your lazy sarcasm has moved me by rolling my eyes. There’s a fancy little thing called social media, where people communicate with each other. Most prominently on reddit or facebook. And don’t even use age as an excuse for not knowing about that. We have grandmothers more aware of their surroundings than you seem to…

Definitely the hands-on approach to evolving Eevees...

They’re not city locked. There’s probably somewhere that spawned them in St Louis that you didn’t explore.
Do you keep up with your local PoGo group news? I’m sure people in your city post about their rare catches and where they found them. It’s too late now, but they were also showing up at lures.

If no one else in your city has found a Chansey, I’d follow up with Niantic. Otherwise, are you doing everything you can to find one or are you passively complaining about Niantic not having dropped one in your backyard? I’ve seen a lot of people posting in my city about not finding things, but if you put effort into…

When was that?
The english versions of Gold/Silver spell them Unown

Whereabouts are you? Granted, if you live in the outskirts of town or rural areas, you likely won’t see as many. That being said, I was commenting about Patricia’s area since the Kotaku offices are in a fairly urban setting.

Getting a Blissey isn’t exactly easy. Chansey is somewhat of a rare spawn out in the wild, and once you have it, it’ll require 50 candy.

Just watched Kingsglaive last night and loved the Ultros nod.
Now just waiting for Distant Worlds to do the Ultros theme...

Sounds pretty much like the problem I had with D3's loot generator. I would get a decent +176vit belt or something then a buddy would fight the same monster and get like a +224vit belt. Makes you stop and wonder why bother...

Well, if they’re going to take up your time anyways, might as well make them do something useful

Sim City’s got some great graphics these days...

Somebody get NMS some aloe, stat!

....aaaaand there’s no mention of Canada.

Freelancer with Dual Wield and X-Fight. 8 attacks at like 2k+ damage. #whatbosses

That’s Kat Dennings. The scene is from Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Spoiler alert: it’s his personality

Edit: Oh, I didn’t even notice the guy commenting further was the OP. Yeeeeep.