Also I don’t know if his kink was “inappropriate,” exactly. “Inappropriate” kink is, like, stuff to do with kids or kid imagery or animals. Other kink is just kink. It’s all “inappropriate.” If it was appropriate it would be regular sex.

Oh fuck off forever with this. The guy is a fucking millionaire. He could never work a day in his life again and be rich a thousand times over. The thing he crawled out of the spotlight to do while licking his (self-inflicted) wounds was to sell timeshares in the fucking Caymans. He didn’t “never do anything again”.…

Miles better than Johnny Depp though.

Username-comment synergy.

it does seem weird that he didn’t just come out and say “I never ate anyone.”

First off, he comes from a rich family. Even after losing his precious acting career, he’ll be fine.

Second, he’s doing that bullshit thing of looking at an event like this as some chance for self-actualization. He was accused of assault and abuse. I’m all for growth, but fuck you, dude.

not strictly an actor, but i feel the same way about spike jonze, whose grandfather and great grandfather have their own separate wikipedia pages.

Are you saying you’re not going to watch his cooking show on YouTube?

Any time I’m tempted to say “To hell with actors who are rich heirs” I have to remember Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Dammit, Margot!

What a stupid statement. Sure, like maybe a handful of extremely gullible weirdos thought he was genuinely a cannibal. But most of us knew what was stated and obvious, which is that he had cannibal fantasies that were just part of an overall trend of wildly inappropriate kink gone wrong. He’s a fucking nepo baby…

Maybe you are making a joke, but the Armand Hammer he is named after made his money in oil. He did buy some stock in Arm & Hammer as a joke, but the name is completely coincidental.

yeah we’re getting that and the nice guys 2 as a double feature any day now.

Hold on, slow down. There was a script?

before all of that stuff happened to me, I didn’t feel good

His family’s loaded, right? If he really wants to make something “outside of the Hollywood system,” it shouldn’t be that hard for him. He probably has a bunch of time shares he can use as locations too.

I’d have more sympathy, but he sucked as the Lone Ranger.

Is the book going to have multiple endings like that Clue movie from the 80's?

I just find it interesting that you’ve written more words about this book than Martin has.

When he said “let the past die” I laughed, quite loudly, with a single big HAW. One of those involuntary things. Tried to catch it. Came out anyway. It was inappropriate.

Iron Eagle, baby!