There will always be grandmother roles, if Hollywood has anything to say about it.

I demand that they keep Ryan Reynolds’s voice for most of each sentence, then have Hugh Jackman dub in only the replaced words when necessary.

This is fine as long as its December performance doesn’t encourage the studios to make all future Deadpool movies non-R-rated. Wonder why they felt they had to open anything at all in place of Alita, though?

And I gotta ask what sites, because I’ve encountered zero so far. As far as I know, Apple corporate and Disney have gotten along fairly well as least as far back as when Jobs sold Pixar in exchange for a large shareholder position in Disney proper. Curious to see where this antipathy is both noteworthy and measurable,…

If so, you’d think they’d blame Ira Steven Behr and Michael Piller, not Ron Moore.

Eh, I doubt I would have appreciated that ending as a kid. Maybe if I saw it for the first time as an adult it wouldn’t be too bad, but that space fairy-tale happy ending gave the saga a special place in my young heart.

I was going to say Jordan’s too young and handsome to play Clark, but then I saw that this was a prequel to the early novels I read. Never saw Liev Schreiber play the character, but he seems way too big.

How dare you insinuate that the Hearst family empire would ever interfere with the proper functioning of a media company! Good day to you, sir!

Ah, I learned on this very site that the correct term is “tearjerking” or “crysturbating.”

Pasty English-looking motherfucker will fit right in with the First Order. It’s not like they cast Emma Stone or anything.

Best of all, they can't really age out of the roles, except for health reasons.

Hey, if the fanboys can cheer Kevin Feige getting to play with the FF and the X-Men regardless of the worrying further oligopolization of entertainment, I can look forward to stupid Star Trek being owned by a single company once again.

I tried, but they’re all dead from explosions or exposure to vacuum because their bleeding-edge tech didn’t anticipate hyperdrives being weaponized after 30,000 years of Galactic use. Got anyone else I could ask? Maybe the geniuses at Slayn and Korpil that designed the B/SF-17 heavy bomber? Are they still alive after…

Well that's just the laziest sort of retcon. Not being much of a fan of The Office after Carnell left, I'm glad I decided not to watch these final episodes.

I'm not sure if you understood my original point. Which elevator scene on The Orville are you referring to?

Yes, it is odd that the Orville schlubs have the good manners not to sneeze directly into their fellow officers’ faces, but the Starfleet officers on the Discovery don’t. Klingon War PTSD or Tardigrade travel sickness?

It remains to be seen whether this will be one of those “popular” things or not. The comments on this very article seem somewhat mixed.

The scene you’re referring to was actually in the first movie. It’s why the Enterprise was short a Chief Science Officer until Spock arrived.

Skimming through the comments until I found someone mention the annular confinement beam system, which dispenses with issue #1, as Erin Marquis should have known.

The doctor very much sounds like the villain of the piece, so hopefully she’s just nuts. The first film didn’t need an intelligent Gaia theory to justify giant monsters running amuck.