Middle films? Didn’t the last four out of the eight movies have the same director, David Yates?

I never cared for Movie Ron all that much, but Grint is goddamn delightful in the Snatch TV series.

No, the strong, fifth element is Boron.

Wait, you thought Voldy’s voice wasn’t silly?

Not to mention that both Obi-wan and Yoda had galaxy-wide death sentences on their heads from the oppressive government, so were forced to live away from settlements. Meanwhile, Luke would have been a hero of the new Republic until the very end.

That could also have plugged the plot hole of the Star Destroyers tracking the Falcon at the end of the movie. Lando’s ship would obviously have a Hyperspace Trace Buster installed.

That was Rose and DJ’s perspectives, though. It would be ridiculous for this one casino planet to cater only to evil arms dealers, rather than a variety of wealthy gamblers. Lando might disapprove of the mistreatment of racing animals, but still be in a back room for a high-stakes Sabacc tournament. Maybe he even…

Just want to chime in that I thought the design philosophies of the future Imperial and Alliance ships were brilliant, and the Mynock is my favorite ugly hero ship. One of my biggest regrets in the sequel trilogy is how damn ugly and unimaginative the slightly updated designs are (or just making the same old ones…

The misogyny I just don’t understand. Weren’t there a lot more female and alien heroes (I’m unsure if any of them were PoC), some of whom were central characters, in the old EU than in the new movies?

If it’s a choice between killing Kurt Russell and letting him absorb Chris Pratt’s life energy and engulf a few score inhabited planets into himself, I’m definitely choosing option B.

Well, professional poker players can probably afford to give no fucks.

The Falcon that was shot down fifteen minutes after they left the planet because they never actually succeeded in reprogramming one of the lightspeed trackers?

Then how do you pronounce it, smartie? As Homer Simpson famously chanted: “OO-SAH! OO-SAH!”

Uh... uh... Look! A dancing Porg!

Thousands, but don’t you get the feeling that, behind closed doors, he has... performance issues?

Good catch! Every member of the Directors and Producers Guilds is, in fact, a space alien, and water is lethal to them (Mel Gibson made a documentary about this once, and was banished from Hollywood for years because of it).

Agreed, but the OP wasn’t dissing Luke’s duels in TESB and RotJ, but what we saw in the first two sequels, which is fair.

But since the Force itself guides a Jedi to build a lightsaber that is matched to their chi, or whatever, it won’t be Mary Sue-ish for Rey to show up next time wielding a wicked new green/fuchsia/plaid lightsaber.

I was going to say that once editorial or the commentariat has judged a movie on this site, any dissenting opinions can only be the result of bad faith, hypocrisy, or unreasonable entitlement, and must be met with scorn and ridicule, but just glancing at the immediate reply to your post, I see I’m being redundant.

You mean you’re not eager to see how our heroes’ continuing screw-ups manage to kill off the 100-200 surviving Rebels?