As soon as I saw there was gonna be black child on the show, I thought, “oh no. What are they gonna make her do?”

Oh my god, that outfit! This lil’ bitch out here lookin’ like Joanne the Scamer-meets-Paddington Bear. lol

I can’t handle this. Nope.

Sanaa fuckboyz in real life. Seriously. It’s not far-fetched She’s give Beyonce a monkey bite. I don’t put anything past a grown woman dating Kardashian sloppy seconds.

Yes Almost Beyonce is mean. How about less talented Aaliyah?

The best part of this story is that the roommate then gathered other home girls to bear witness. Like National Geographic: Whiteness in the Wild

God I miss L.A. so much. :( Here in the gulf south it’s in the 60s/70s ... which would be acceptable if not for the 80-100% humidity all the damn time, which makes me feel either clammy or chilly with every five-degree temperature variance, and also fucks up my hair. LAME.

Well, given what we do know about the incident and the confirmed attendees we can exclude all the men, leaving the prime suspects : Sanaa Lathan, Sara Foster, Queen Latifah, and Rihanna.

I live in SoCal. It’s fuckin’ beautiful right now: high 70s, dry, breezy. You need a jacket in the morning if you’re more than about 10 miles inland, but otherwise it’s perfect.

I’ll be the eccentric auntie racist. The one with questionable memmorbilia around the house, that she excuses as antiques or a part of our history. The one who can’t remember the “ethnic” names of your friends and calls them the “nice” White boy or girl. The one who gets crazy drunk every couple of years and goes full…

I would be the kind of racist who pats myself on the back for congratulating well spoken caucasian americans on their vocabulary.

Sure it might come with some internal psychological trauma and probably some sort of karmic retribution, but wouldn’t it be fun as shit to just sit around all day and deny loans and stuff to White folks?

Ooh, I was ready to give you & your mailbag a piece of my mind when I saw Rih’s picture up there! But you kept it cute!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Michael. I love you but do not ever, ever call Cici “Almost Beyonce”.

...Just use your fucking broiler, fam.

Better at what?

This is the same Sacramento PD that not only turned a blind eye when Matthew Heimbach’s neo-nazi Traditionalist Workers Party stabbed protestors at a rally, but later collaborated with them to try to hunt down protestors. Absolute scum.

God, Boston’s attitude of superiority and, yes, RUDENESS is so stupid and unwarranted. Bostonians live in a glorified college town. They need to get over themselves.

No, it’s that we are rude.