“embarrassing Damon”

And now, a Reading from the Book of Mighty Waters:

We’re here for you. I think.

This is an excellent point. Both of my parents are journalists and hold their secret vote sacred because their jobs meant they had to appear impartial, my mom wouldn’t even let me come into the voting book when I was a child. I always have a good idea of who they voted for, but it’s rare that they would flat out tell…

All aboard....

No worries, I’ll say it for you.. She’s a coon, Homecoming Coon if you feeling fancy, she woke up this morning and had a bowl of coon flakes. Fuck her

Be careful. That’s how you summon them into your home.

My sister in law is pretty similar to the guy from letter one. Constantly makes up weird stories that are obvious lies. It all seems to be related to her deep need to one up everyone. For example, she claims to be the inspiration for the invention of the snowboard, and in possession of the first one ever made because…

If their Board works the same way mine does, then it is very possible that Advisory Board members were not aware, but full Board Members are. Our advisory members are typically involved to consult on specific things related to their field (i.e. IT) but are not involved in all Board discussions or meetings.

Who cares about snooty sister or polyamorous boyfriends?
Get that short-tempered, pathological liar out of your life, Letter One person.
Deluded people (particularly ones that get angry when you call them on it) are potentially dangerous people.
This is not some likeable tendency toward exaggeration, it’s full-blown…

Truth. I would have given a pass to Bubby’s in NYC (the one that closed in DUMBO) but they changed their recipe at some point and it became garbage. And I got into a fight with this dude at Peaches in Brooklyn who tried to tell me about grits. My brunch companion had to hold me back.

Do NOT do this! You don’t want those problems!

Secret agenda: Where the white women at? lol :]

I read about this development on IG (for some reason this is how people break news but also you should be side-eyeing me for following accounts that break news like this) and was not surprised. He pled guilty before. Let’s stop propping up people who show their ass the first time (R KELLY)

Everybody knows the meat is better once it’s seasoned with the hope for a long and fruitful life.

Who wrote this bullshit, Dan Gilbert? The cavs haven’t been shit without LeBron for his whole life. Who wants to play Robin to his batman? People who like winning. Maybe Dan Gilbert didn’t write this. It must’ve been Skip Bayless.

I HAVE THIS SHIRT! I wear it to the gym regularly. I rotate it out with the long-form Made in the USA t-shirt.

I snatched from ACLU and replaced it with SPLC. I have a shirt from there that says “Y’all Means All” and it makes me ridiculously happy.

Oh my God! That’s exactly what my baby niece did when we turned on the Elmo we got her for Christmas! She was NOT here for that thing talking and trying to move!