Let’s bring back both coal and fracking jobs, because more fracking surely won’t decrease the sales price of coal, right?

Bob at least understands how the system works. If you want an elected official to do something, you ask them nicely, on Twitter.

But, but, but........emails!

Bob, you fucking moron.

I guess they believe if you chant “lock her up” long enough she will be jailed? Same goes for “drain the swamp” and “build the wall” I guess?

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.

Yes, they can!

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Irrelevant. He gets paid for doing what they want him to do. He didn’t. In every other company you would have been fired.

I got here as soon as I could

Has no superlicense, has no money.