From what I remember from when I was racing you pull your legs closer so they don’t catch the snow and twist in a strange way, but mostly you’re going so fast you don’t get much time to think much other than “fuck fuck fuck”

Gurley wore down/was a non-factor which put more on Goff and he wasn’t ready.

“Small change”? I never carry cash as there is no need for it in my day, I’m not going to make an extra random trip to an ATM or a bank just so the idiot holding my pizza sideways can process tips easier.

It was pretty funny when Romo was saying they should throw it to Edelman on every play. “They can’t cover him he’s open every time.”

It reminded me a lot of the first time the Pats played the Rams in the SB where the plan was to “hit them early and often”. Pats just beat them up all game.

Is this the same network as the Jerryoftheday instagram? I thought that was all just hilarious skiing fails

Had a similar moment in They Are Billions. Expanded way too quickly and had a flaw in my defenses and by the time I had handled it a lone zombie had somehow gotten into the base and infected the supply buildings and it was all over.

The issue is that the talking heads at ESPN have been saying Brady is going to fall off a cliff for the past few years. They also have the lowest odds of making/winning the superbowl of the 4 remaining teams, so they’re just leaning into the “underdog” role that statistics says they are.

I’m a man, therefore anything I do is innately manly. What other people define as “manly” is made up nonsense so they can gatekeep and exclude those that don’t align to their view.

Sorry your parents sucked but yea it’s not “ingrained in all men”

You somehow forgot to include They Came From Beneath The Sea in crowd-funding section...

Well if you’re doing it properly your hand should be lightly holding it from the top while you slice horizontally under it not towards it.

If you search “Don’t feed the monkeys” it’s the second result?

My oven range isn’t big and I need space for shit that isn’t fucking rice, rice gets its own device not on the oven where I can set it and do actual cooking instead of monitoring the rice of all things.

But it doesn’t? I have a Zojirushi and an Instant Pot, the instant pot does not make better rice, nor does it play songs when it finishes, instead it lets out a steam whistle that annoys every living being in my home.

The fact you’re comparing public parks, big as Central Park is, to actually living in nature or a small town is laughable. They’re not nearly the same other than they’re green.

Lol, nah gonna keep enjoying lol and the cosplay.

the fact that you reference myers-briggs as if it has any direct governance over day to day activity is disconcerting. Do you often refer to the label given to you by a personality test when describing things you do? Like it’s some kinda horoscope. 

I think it’s more of a “Cari B is trending so spam anything about her for clicks” and vulgarity works. 

Can honestly say that I’ve seen SG:A dozens of times and never once noticed they changed his wardrobe or that he got a new tattoo. Costume designers would’ve been fine doing nothing and nobody would have cared.