The real tragedy here is the lack of a statement necklace.

I didn’t watch this or the 3rd reunion, but that intro was hysterically intense. I burst out laughing.

To be fair, he does have a great voice.

Silver lining—being mistaken for someone 20 years your junior!

I had reduced lunch throughout my entire elementary, middle, and high school. I’m now an officer in the Army, so I think that the government has more than recouped the paltry amount they spent on keeping me from starving as a kid.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Here you go: You’re a dick.

I was obsessed with Boyz II Men and very into Mariah Carey growing up but could not and cannot with One Sweet Day.

Look What You Made Me Do is truly awful and I’m so tired of her at this point. She needs to go away for a while after this album tanks.

That gif is giving me life! Also, as you know, TRL is coming back. Everything old is new again (or I’m just old).

It’s crazy how much shit she got for that speech and she was only 19. Also it’s crazy how everyone looked so old to me back then and now looking back they all look like babies. People are crazy. Time passing is crazy. Everything is crazy!

God, I spent so many hours as a teenager, lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling with Fiona Apple blasting. Love her.

On one of their trips the local bar was called the Turtle, I think, and she and her friend had their drink on and would keep screaming “Turtle time!” to indicate it was party time.

I understand that there is a pattern of alcoholism in Trump’s family. That’s probably why he famously never drinks alcohol. Not drinking hasn’t stopped him from acting out an alcoholic behavior pattern/co-dependant behavior pattern. I always think of the phrase “dry drunk” when I watch trump. The projection of any…

Same, except you have to replace “a nacho” with “this here bowl of nachos.”

As in “I’ve got to shit so bad I have a turtle head!”? See also: Crowning

In search for the hot gif of Mauricio dancing at the white party shirtless, I crossed this little gem that you all can use at your disposal. This is me ALL THE DAMN TIME.

I’ve been caling Ramona “Donald” for 2 seasons now. Narcissists all have traits in common.

Don’t do that to Ramona.