The flu shot isn’t perfect, there are often several flus circulating and manufacturers have to guess which one will be the modt common. You coulc have been vaccinated against flu A and gotten flu B

It usually lasts four or five days, and when you have a temp of 102 and can’t move because your joints hurt, it sure feels like you’re sick.

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I leave my luggage in my vehicle in the direct sun for a couple of days after I get back home. I don’t know if it’s effective or not but the Nevada sun kills everything else left in a vehicle with the windows up

The solution seems simple to me, burn the entire building down.

I mostly work from home and I’m doing a great job of becoming a shut-in. Highly recommended!

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

Did anyone want the first one?

“she was wearing a kind of bustier costume that was very form-fitting.”

This guy has been a dick for his entire life. And it’s funny how he praises his Sarah Connor character and Linda Hamilton’s incarnation, but then look how he ACTUALLY treated Linda, the person.

He can jump right into a lake of burning petrol.

So, when Kobach gets ahold of him, he’s never going to be allowed to vote again, right?

“Kushner can’t even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so it’s a mystery why anyone thinks he’s somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East.

A simple mistake made by the tired eyes of a man who has probably spent many nights lying awake and wondering how he’d tell his big scary father-in-law that he wants to quit both Ivanka and the White House because both are much harder than he thought.

Kushner registering to vote.

Oh, he transitioned...

I know Mueller is getting all his ducks in a row to throw the book at him but damn I wish it was faster.

I like it because they don’t lie.

It really says something about our society where the Satanists are the good people.

Looks like the only two religious organizations I would consider joining are the Quakers and the Satanists. Good job, satanists!