How do you look at that slimy, used car salesman face and not immediately know he’s a con man? I just don’t get religious folks. I don’t get how they can be so naive that they keep falling for scam artists like him.

I’m cracking up at how easy you made it seem to find that photo.

watching this hypocrite’s ark has been really enlightening. 

Here you go.

I wish I lived in a world that had never seen Justin Bieber.

Can someone explain to my why Selena is so popular on instagram? She is so so uninteresting to me, I cannot imagine seeking her social media out.

Nothing quite as tasty as trolling the trolls.

i just want to say that i love that picture of her in the lede image. she’s a joy.

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

I want to believe that she has “seen the light” but I’m so damned cynical and suspicious these days...what’s her angle? A clothing line? A 10-episode Netflix series? Going toe-to-toe with Leah Remini on Lip Sync Battle?

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

Just for the audience. It started as a one-woman play so I’m guessing that’s where it came from. Normally playing to the camera bothers me, but it actually flows really well and adds to the enjoyment of the show. Check it out! Watch at least 3 episodes before you decide!

hell yea Fleabag

Sign here for this zing.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

If he didn’t murder her, he put a lot of time and effort into making it look like he did, so charging him with murder is only being respectful of what are clearly his wishes.

When you’re telling the truth, your story never changes.