In fairness, she didn’t say she was anti-makeup just that it shouldn’t take more than 15 minutes.

I guess Zadie feels that white teeth should be sufficient.

Is it time yet?

Parts of the statement from NASA represent a rejection of cultural norms for many Indigenous tribes of North America. I’m not from a tribe that has taboos about eclipses, but that doesn’t mean I roll my eyes at members of tribes that have to take precautions today. In some parts of my state, schools in the Navajo…

World’s most depressing job?

It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.

Remember the people who claimed they were going to vote for him because he was rich and he wouldn’t be corrupted?

Don’t forget Melania and Barron in their golden tower, where agents have to rent space from the president to protect his wife and son.

Eh, do you really think she should just slink off into the night?

I agree. Neither party is the “good guy” at this point.

I propose a 300 inch solar powered screen that consistently plays the video for “Pass That Dutch” on a loop.

I want to live in a world filled with statues of Missy Elliot instead of Stonewall Jackson. See also, Don Knotts.

I feel the same way God feels today

I would never urge anyone to go to Breitbart but for those who have the stomach for it, the meltdown there is epic! And there are also people there trolling them and making it even better, lol! Tomorrow, the Nazis will realize that Trump is their final hope for a Final Solution and get back on board the Trump train to…

Guess Bannon can devote himself fulltime to his hobbies; drinking himself into an alcoholic stupor and sucking his own cock.

I literally died.

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

I was hoping for an ending like Tommy met in GoodFellas

Fuck off steve.