No. I get it. And I’m terrified just reading it.

See above: Poor too. Not able to go.

Next up: Bikinis with the butthole region cut out to display your bedazzled butt plug! The Anal Tail!

Of course all the initial comments are finding ways to shit on this. Yes, it’s $295. It’s a three day conference. All the work conferences I go to are $1200+ for the same duration. I couldn’t afford that, if work didn’t pay. I can’t afford this. I can’t afford a trip to Detroit. Of course all these things means it’s…

no. no. no. it’s totally cool. The cat is there to protect everyone.

The Cat will be the God Mother.

i think he’s running another ad for the human sacrifice bit, as to not kill his vessel.

right!? i can’t get over it. Too weird.

Clearly, Dude has actually never tried to have a baby.

snorted out loud! well done!

What field? Where did you go? Can you take me?!

yes yes a thousand times yes.

Tee Tee for ever.

I just can’t stand baby showers.

I’d like a poop emoji waving an american flag. Maybe with a face like :|

It’s not comparable to either. I would not recommend. Just my two cents. Stick with high quality athletic wear or if you are looking for a less costly option - I recommend Target (weird. but true).

Yes! I will be there in October. Adding to my list. Thank you!

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