ha! just watched it.

True!

i’m with you. My house is 1300 sq ft. Anything else seemed crazy big and too much time cleaning and too much money to heat in the winter.

Totes on board! We moved to a smaller house. I’ve spent the last month sorting the crap we moved WITH yet didn’t move into the house. I really thought I had a minimal amount of stuff (oh boy. was i wrong). But after moving what we needed into the house, we were left to sort what was left in the garage. I’m embarrassed…

Melania’s dress! No sleeves!!!!!! My god. What would Paul Ryan say!!!!????

“NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER. BELIEVE ME. IT’S THE LEAST FOUL PLAY YOU’VE EVER SEEN. AND I’VE SEEN A LOT OF FOUL PLAY. INCLUDING THE MOST FOUL. THIS IS THE LEAST. LOOK HOW LITTLE FOUL PLAY THIS IS. I LEFT A NOTE. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.”

whoa. i did not know that. I work near the market and never even thought to look.

Art of the Deal

There were two bros that worked at Pike Place Market as fish mongers.

Ok! I will never forget either. It’s burned in my brain. Remember his tossing her stuffed dog into the water? As a teen, I was JUST FAWKING SHOCKED about that. That pier is high — there’s no retrieving anything that goes down there (I’m from Seattle).

As one Fart to another. I will say this is oversimplified. Did you watch it? He was TERRIBLE. Just terrible. I would have done a lot worse to him after all that. ALSO, he threw her beloved stuffed animal off a pier.

This is the season that made me stop watching reality tv. Haven’t been into it since. It was gross. He didn’t just slap her, he threw her things from the pier into the water. It was awful.

Yes. i did!

I saw the sign. And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.

If you had covered the posters on the wall and told us to guess — I would have totally said The Smiths was on that wall multiple times.