Barry’s is my tea of choice.

#TeamBudden The interview was lame AF.

THEY WILL DO WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THE COCK BACK UP!

this is the kind of article I need right now. I feel rightly soothed.

you take off the underwear and start drinking coffee and booze.

Oh just wait another ten years .... THEN YOU’LL REALLY HATE IT. Seriously, I say this without an ounce of salt — enjoy life now. love your body. have fun. Aging does not get any better.

YES. This is me at work too.

I saw the start of your comment and was like “yes!” i’m old too! But then I realized I was thinking the exact opposite. I’m old! I love the sack dress idea! I can be fashionable AND in a sack?! Sign me up!

right!? I need to dip my balls in it.

“ONLY SO MUCH I COULD DO......”

My sister is doing one at her wedding because of Steel Magnolia’s — not because we really think the groom needs a cake. We are very excited about recreating the armadillo.

RIGHT. i JUST DON’T BELIEVE IT. As in, this is not true. SO NOT TRUE.

right? how many guy jokes have i sat through about their dick? What’s the difference here?

agreed. i turned it off about 10 minutes in.... it wasn’t happening for me.

Iliza Shlesinger’s comedy is in no way comprable to Tina Fey.