A half hearted attempt at corporatese.

It’s got what plants crave!

That is Dominos, that is not pizza.

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Captioned: Transformer suffering from constipation.

The minimum standard for being any type of law enforcement officer should be the ability to comprehend The Constitution.

Here in the modern world, we SET the limits at 80mph. One day the east coast may advance from the middle ages.

I’m fairly sure anything over 80 MPH in Virginia is grounds for being exiled to the island of Elba.

and even with all the advantages, your kid might join a cult and decide you’re the devil. It’s a crap shoot.

Since I know the Iraq War is what is justifying this post from HamNo, that war was 100% justified

One of the reasons why Finland has the best schools in the world is that they have banned all private schools knowing that if the rich had to send their kids to the same school as everyone else, those schools will be well funded.

Internal investigations found that his emails titled “New Escort” were not actually anything to do with bringing back an old nameplate.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

This Girard guy sounds like an absolute lunatic who probably should have been institutionalized decades ago. Burying a copy of your W-2 over your old boss’ casket is not the indication of a well mind.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Yall please dont let people into traffic across opposing lanes. I have seen to many people be T-boned that way.

yes these are great, I put all my enemies numbers on them and tell people to text dick pics

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

This seems to put the blame on the dealer for not adding in the no-resale clause, even though Ford went out of their way to mention it in the order confirmation and affidavit of eligibility and release that were signed by Cena.