Bingo! You just explained capitalism.

I don’t know. Why shouldn’t the poor shoot the rich? After all, the rich steal from the rest of us all the time.

I witnessed a friend’s band get signed to a major about a decade ago.

You nailed it.

Awkward

Honestly, there’s nothing I like better after a long day of beating my children than a good Christ Flight.

That was a pretty excellent part. I also dug the bit where they’re going through the hills of Juarez and shit is bumping all over the place.

That wasn’t even the best part of the scene!

Sounds about as expected for the next 20 years: make every single human shit themselves despite posing zero threat to anything anywhere.

I know you think you are amazing at math and life, and to you they are probably one and the same, but you overlooked some pretty basic shit.

Hi Domino Man

I know it’s common- Amazon is perhaps the most egregious example of the ‘race to the bottom’, giving tax breaks to the extremely wealthy so that they can pay their workers a pittance and time their bathroom breaks.

I want to open a big coffee shop that will serve as an 8000 sq ft advertisement for my company. Do I get a gift of $1,000,000?

Another day, another instance of our elected officials, paid off by corporations, GIVING OUR TAX DOLLARS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY ABSURDLY WEALTHY.

Perhaps the most American thing ever written.

Lol national food chain

As a taxpayer, I pay for everything, therefore surely I am legally entitled to adorn it with my own branded messaging. BAG OF BEES! Buy now.

It’s advertiser-supported infrastructure! In an ideal libertarian world, every surface can be used for marketing messaging by the company that paid for its upkeep. That’s why I only irrigate my fields with Gatorade.

True, they must have just accidentally stumbled upon the corporate world’s largest cash reserves in the whole of history. Lucky!

“I can attest that money is not the primary motivator for most decisions”