I won’t deny a little schadenfreude in watching two broes trying their damnedest to put the top up on a Lambo in pouring rain, pulled over on the grass of the Palisades Parkway the other day. Just the kerbing alone must have fucked that car up good.

You are really shooting out solar flares of butthurt from the greys tonight.

I mean, I think that was more true maybe a decade ago. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good nerd, but the perverse injection of money into Silicon Valley combined with the normalization of trumpish behavior and rise of the alt-right has made this pseudo-intellectual, barely-veiled racism possible. And if I was female…

Let’s be honest: most men who work on the coal face in Silicon Valley never quite figured out how to talk to women. They don’t have any black friends. They’re phenomenally intelligent but also so sheltered that the idea of another point of view is not only absurd but impossible to them. Their life is a linear,…

Almost the exact same thing happened to me in SF. I had a Ducati 748 with INS Racing bodywork - one of two on the west coast. Some methblaster stole it and rode it around town a bunch, and when people kept yelling at him, he rattlecanned the fucking thing in primer grey.

I never said anything about asking!

Indeed. This afternoon’s research was deeply depressing.

My wife is definitely going to hate this idea but what’s the deal with these things - you have to do a ground-up rebuild of something like a stock 80s 911?

Cool. You get a ‘Jetta’, I’ll have an RS4. Deal?

I thought all those cars were unique, luxury, bespoke vehicles, crafted for the discerning buyer?

Couldn’t have put it more clearly, Hamilton. The reality is that this country is in deep trouble, and has been for some time. We need real change, and to do that, we need politicians that can speak with real meaning.

PUT YOUR MEAN FECES

A+++ would masturbate to again

I don’t know, man, current issues aside they have historically worked pretty well.

“I got an SUV because I wanted to be safer” - everyone that ever bought an SUV.

Gregory Crewdson called, he wants his shitty photos back.

I listened to this dipshit on NPR the other day and first of all, he’s a sociopath - bragging about how he was the guy who tells drone operators “who to shoot in the head”. One of those guys who went to war because he sees Muslims as legitimate targets for his experiments in masculinity.

I kind of am shocked, to be honest. But it seems like the biggest job growth has been in part-time positions at places like McDonalds, which barely pay minimum wage and quite often deliberately keeps workers’ hours just low enough that they don’t have to provide health insurance. Meanwhile, people with white collar…

I wish you all the best!

As a programmer, I would think you would have a better understanding of what AIs can do already. You will actually be one of the first to be replaced, because what you do does not interface very much with the physical world. In the very near future, software will be writing itself - just as Google Translate…