This is the coolest, most depressing thing ever.

By a regime that is the definition of terrorism, own nuclear weapons, and chants “Death to Iran” every chance it gets?

Oh man! You told them!

Life sure sucks when the other guys get drones too.

Didn’t understand headline, read article to see if I would be able to figure it out. Was not. #olds

That man is going to make some girl somewhere very, very happy indeed.

U wot m8

Nice Kia.

....what?

I used to make fun of my friend for stuff like this, but... you hit 40 and suddenly your asshole works quite differently. What’s up with that?

You’re like a man with a fork, in a world full of soup.

No, I DO get why you’re angry.

I feel you, and I get why you’re angry. I’m just super tired of lionizing these guys who have an extremely tarnished record and have absolutely not made this country safer. This man died in a propaganda exercise intended to further cement the heroic status of the military in the minds of the American public, so,…

Ow! Ouch oh ooh ow owie ouch!

I don’t know that your strategy would win any debating championships.

U mad bro?

I had no idea people loved murder so much. What a time to be alive!

No thanks?

The ironic answer would be bees.

Indeed, but maybe I’ll get to go out laying on my bed in the warm evening light, surrounded by my grandchildren, because I didn’t go to the other side of the planet to murder a bunch of brown people.