I’d like to know how a lower, slower plane is somehow less accurate than a higher, faster one.

Here’s my question. What is wrong with us? That is to say, why do we even give a fuck about UberEats? What’s wrong with Seamless (well, where to begin), what’s wrong with eating a shitty sandwich, when did we become so self-involved and self-busified that we would rather download an app and do a bunch of juggling than…

Paging Dr Darwin.

Huh. It sounds like you really took a digger there. Sorry to hear it.

The tunnel under Oslo is amazing. Every city should have one.

Ha! Same, except I got away with a huge lump on my head after I decided my buddy was going fast enough thankyou, and the prudent thing would be to get off the side. Lump’s still there, 22 years later.

I did this driving my race van to the track, with bike & several jerrycans of avgas in the back. Aged 21, this was a little terrifying, to say the least.

That music really harsed my mellow.

I would say this, as a man with a flag and a couple gallons of kerosene - I’ve been to some of the places you’d think would hate the US the most, and been genuinely surprised at how much people love the Americans in our group. Perplexing in many regards; I think it has something to do with Nike and McDonalds and…

Ah, yes, Mission Accomplished! We sure know how to win wars.

What do you think I have been doing ever since the election.

It’s funny, after Tyler went to The Drive I noticed his voice got shriller and, if I’m not mistaken, a few F-bombs started dropping as well. It was interesting - I always thought his voice on FA was well-balanced, and I say that as a flag-burning libtard.

From personal experience, yes.

Laws only make sense if they’re applied consistently. In the case of consumer protection, whether it’s a counterfeit car that likely hasn’t undergone safety testing, a heart medication that’s cut with unsafe compounds, a subway car with faulty doors, or a child’s swing set that’s made of balsa wood, we expect a…

Hi, I know you love escapism, but are you aware that there are larger issues at stake today?

I shit you not, some of my Facebook contacts who voted for Trump are just now starting to see the videos of his behaviour that were circulating before the election. The shock! The outrage! I’m like where the fuck was your internet six months ago.

Why wouldn’t you just goose-step all the way home like all the other nazis?

Power! Learn to love it. The last few brushes I have had with it were colored by the same idea: don’t fight it, or we will come down on you so hard you’ll wish you’d never tried.

You should really bone up on your Actual History, not History the Way They Taught it on US TV.

I mean, “slaughtered by Hillary” is a bit rich. A lot rich. Especially considering he would have crushed Trump.