I... what? What the fuck? Did you go away and do a kegstand and think, you know, I didn’t finish my train of thought on Jalop, now would be the perfect time?

This hat is made of kevlar, and that’s an unmarked OGA plane behind me on the ramp at KAIA. It’s registered to a Wells Fargo storefront in a sleepy town in CONUS and has no recent flight history, despite being photographed all over the world at places known to be associated with extraordinary rendition.

The old “stop resisting” line really is the gift that keeps on giving, isn’t it?

If only somebody was counting.

It was more intended to signify that, much as Bernie’s numbnut comment hurts butts, indignant rebuttals with pictures of landscapes aren’t a very substantive or mature way to address the comment. Not that it really warranted a response, because he’s a crazy old man, but whatever.

Thanks for the insightful comment, but I’ve seen enough videos of police officers murdering civilians who had no business being shot, or tazed, or choked to know it when I see it.

To be fair, this is a pretty landscape from Azerbaijan,

That guy is like nails on a chalkboard.

If he was a suicide bomber and his goal was Obama, they wouldn’t have all been dead already. As a cyclist in NYC, in my opinion this guy got what he deserved.

Are you gonna put a ring on that or what?

“They are the American luxury car”

Shit like this makes me so angry every time I see a commercial.

Can we stop saying “steer into the skid” and start saying “point the wheels where you want the car to go”?

And this is the problem with US vehicles with red turn signals. Which one is the turn, which one is the brake? Pisses me off every time.

Freedom, you rang?

I have definitely accidentally punched the door while going for the shifter on the wrong side. But yes, you do get used to it pretty quick.

If you can’t sleep, you’re not drinking enough.

I will say this, dude is kind of a numbnut in the moments after they stop. Whatever need there was to grab her helmet and adjust it and then immediately try to get her to stand up - not a smart move when you don’t know if there’s injuries.

Maximum America would be a prison installed in a pickup truck. That is by and large the defining characteristic of this country right now.

What the hell is that car and can I have sex with it.