Well that is also likely to be goal of the year. And “washed-up EPL player” is probably the worst possible description of Zlatan.

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

When it got tipped I knew in my heart of hearts, oh shit this will be their entirely unearned redemption for David Tyree.

“NO NO NO NO” - 19 year old hotel employee, 2003
“YES!” - Kobe Bryant

This is nice, especially all the signs for Williams:

Don’t be. This is part and parcel of what a smart commissioner does. Jeter and the owners are getting murdered in the press so Manfred will try to deflect some of that his way. Gary Bettman basically made this an artform, letting every stupid “How come you hate Canada” question come his way from all the radio hosts up…

Same reason I skipped Justice League and Ragnarok. So much piled on screen with so little reason these days.

Hey, Tom
I wish you and all the Deadspin staff continued balling for the year to come.

—Sean

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

It’s neat, how King, his journalistic brethren and NFL organizational types will get all lathered up about football passion, but insist on ultimate fairness, restraint, and a willingness to give second, third, fourth, fifteenth chances based on unimportant stuff, like, you know, beating the hell out of people off the…

Honestly, it’s kind of the same thing I saw in the Super Bowl where the Denver defense just absolutely removed an entire team’s (Carolina) will to live.

what’s with the overly eerie dramatic music in the background?