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Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

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How’s the whole ‘men’s rights advocate’ thing working out for you?

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Most of the 12s had already swapped their 18-month-old Seahawks hat for a Sounders one before Butler hit the ground.

Pilsnerous Spillsnerous

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

I’m just one dumb Broncos fan, but he remains a fan favorite. Solidified his fan favorite position, really.

Burning things to intimidate a certain segment of the population sends a pretty specific message, so I guess he knows what he’s talking about.

Lol at all these motherfuckers who are like “he’s got the right message but he’s doing it the wrong way” — how disingenuous can you be? They don’t care one gray goatee hair about the message.

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Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

In short, this is an adventure in Ross Douthat’s apocalypse of sexually liberated women and laws designed to harm families, but with a happy ending only he could write. Imagine if God met the man at Yale, but then took him to Hot Topic.

But at any point does Deadshot tell someone to stop e-mailing his wife?
That’s the real question.