Yeah, but that takes actual skill, and shortens the life expectancy, and comes with a limited career length. I mean, you have to run a 4.6 forty or faster, actually be able to catch, and take a hit, and juke a DB, and god forbid you can’t play special teams (Most WR’s do after the top 2 on the depth chart) Also, the…

Yeah, cheerleaders are pretty much treating worse than most employees, but I’ll be honest. I don’t really care about NFL cheerleaders (I think the whole idea of them is pretty stupid, as I’ve been to games, and I don’t think I’ve even seen them). They only time I really pay attention to them is either going to, or…

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?