Now if we could get to bitch about how the commentators favored the Indians we will have covered all the bases for the standard Cubs fan commentary after a loss.

“You’re fascinated by sex.”

This feels like a Chi-raq mess. All over again...

“Please, bitch, I want some more.”

Counterpoint: fuck you.

Just because something originated a long time ago doesn’t make it right.

There’s nothing sudden about it. Just like how you’re not suddenly ignorant.

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

You can tell how excited they are in Cleveland right now. It’s written all over their facials

That lunatic has had over 14oo people murdered in the streets for “drug offences.” Yeah, due process of law is silly! I can’t blame the rest of the government for being in a panic.

He is a walking talking No One Cares About Your Boner meme.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

“Do not collect $200"

This comment is GOLD, BaggyTrousers. GOLD!

Sadly, if Trump loses, it would be unwise to forget about his fraud trial, because he defrauded hundreds of war widows, retirees, budding entrepreneurs, and folks who were down in their luck in general. Trying him, convicting him, getting a judgement against him and seizing his property if necessary to make the…

Haha, right? Not sure this should be a surprise to anyone, sense his ‘donation ticker’ being an old sample loop is a pretty fucking strong metaphor for his entire campaign.

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

A sample from a political rally in 1932, that is.

Never gets old.