You’re just trying to divert from the fact that everyone said he won the debate including every poll and online poll and ISIS and you’re the puppet!

If we have learned anything by this campaign, it is pure bullshit.

Hillary, in person and unbuttoned, has genuine and surprisingly flirty charm.

Now some people say Donald is so thin skinned he once cut himself shaving earnings off his taxes.

“WHOOOOOO!”

Clinton: “Now some people say Donald is so thin skinned he once cut himself shaving earnings off his taxes. (chuckle).”

Actually, that shaving of the taxes gag is pretty good! And it’s the kind of low-chuckle-witty that Clinton can pull off & still remain believable. She’s not slapstick and, to her credit, doesn’t try to be....

Trump: And, you guys remember the emails thing, right? That was bad. She did a bad email thing. She’s crooked Hillary

Naturally gifted, Trump is not...

Not surprising he uses toddler logic: I get what I want, the system is fair and untainted. I do not get what I want, NOFAIR NOFAIR NOFAIR!

Everyone at their table:

Probably Trump first. After all the “IT’S RIGGED” continues to fall on deaf ears once the SCOTUS confirms the results, he’ll be throwing everyone he can get his tiny hands on under the bus.

You EARN that paycheck, Kellyanne!

It’s just another night out on the town for him

As an undecided voter this is really hard for me. How can I tell who is telling the truth? Is it ten women or the chronic liar who brags about sexaully abusing women? King Solomon himself could not solve this riddle!!!!!!

Corey and her will make quite a pair.

Honestly, “fuck off Kellyanne Conway”, without the explanation, is enough.

Pretty sure it was the “birther” announcement in DC.

That kid, twenty years from now?