Trump bragged for almost an entire year about all the media coverage he was getting during the primary.

I watched this live while I was getting ready for work and I had to put down my makeup brush, walk downstairs and stand in front of my TV to confirm that yes, in fact, this was really happening. Please let us take a moment to thank Chris Cuomo for growing a pair these past few months. Do you remember his tiff with…

Pictured: the undecided voter

Yeah. Our old stone cracked after using it a few times on our grill. I imagine the high heat, coupled with the uneven heating, did it in.

Yeah. Our old stone cracked after using it a few times on our grill. I imagine the high heat, coupled with the…

Yep. I got a baking steel that covers my entire baking rack.. No turning back, it’s perfect for so many tasks.

Yep. I got a baking steel that covers my entire baking rack.. No turning back, it’s perfect for so many tasks.

If you have a cast iron pan then there’s no need for a pizza stone. Get real dough from your favorite local pizza joint, they will sell the uncooked ball to you for cheap. Crank your broiler then heat up your cast iron pan on the stove top for a good 5 minutes so it’s screaming hot. Flip the cast iron pan *upside…

If you have a cast iron pan then there’s no need for a pizza stone. Get real dough from your favorite local pizza…

After going with a cast iron “pizza stone” I have not missed an actual stone one.

After going with a cast iron “pizza stone” I have not missed an actual stone one.

He won’t concede, ever, and even after the election results are certified and the electoral college has voted, he will continue to claim that the election was rigged—in part because he’s only now finding out about electoral voting.

Ten bucks says he concedes immediately on Election Day, then spends the next four years insisting it didn’t happen.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Trump’s entire policy list is made up of HuffPo articles about how bad Hillary is and how great he is. That’s it.

Adding octaroon to this list. And I’m pretty sure all of these words are in an Anne Rice book (The Feast of All Saints?) and in Showboat.

There was no curse tonight, the Cubs were simply outplayed.

Don’t judge us based on macrobrews. Try a Fat Tug IPA and get back to me.

Yeah, sometimes.

Won’t someone please think of that most oppressed person: the wealthy, Christian, white man?

You come here and laugh at jokes directed at everything/everyone, but when it hits a little too close to home, you get offended.

Well it does result in hilarious overreactions like yours.

Well, I’m okay with making fun of a “faith” based on a book that isn’t factual and was composed over a number of years that people use to selectively impose their views upon innocent others...

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.