I think we passed by one craft beer stand on the way out in the lower deck (we sat upper deck). But that was the only one I saw. We had to drink... Coors.

Ivan DeJesus!

Right. Her family probably had to move to New Hampshire after she was caught giving a handie to a young Ernie Banks.

LOL. Shut up.

God, the 80s Cubs. They were the most basic baseball team I’ve ever seen. Do just enough to attract people but not enough to win.

Ok, I’ll star this last one, but no more “old Cubs fan, twist ending story”, OK?

Let’s remember some Cubs

A woman out east here who was BORN in Chicago the year the Cubs were last in the Series. I think she wins.

If you need visual aids to explain your costume, you’re doing costuming wrong.

Nope. It’s Baratunde Thurston’s book.

I’m giving that guy the benefit of the doubt and assuming he’s actually anti-Trump since the sticker seems to mock Trump’s close/not close relationship with Putin.

OHHH. Ok, now I totally see it.

There was a trail of tears leading from the ballpark.

LOL. Goddamn Simpsons...again

I like how most of the dead Cubs fans are young.

Went to a Mariners game this summer while visiting Seattle. Gotta say, the majority of fans were actually paying attention to the game. Nice place to watch a game.

I would think that dick would be hard as a rock right now.

Starred because of your screen name.

I started reading and was thinking, fuck, not another dead-grandparent-Cubs-fan-this-is-for-you bullshit take. I mean was EVERY person living in 1948 a Cubs fan and if so why?

Yup. Thinking the same thing. Brevity is the soul of wit, as some guy once...