Hey, don’t be so quick to correct...

Yes, you “merely” point out the age because ... ? He’s 25, she’s 18, they’ve been friends for years, he’s taking her to the prom. Not sure why that warrants and “Ehh” unless your hand accidentally hit the keyboard.

Carson—who has previously deployed the encouraging arguments “Are there better people? Probably,” and “He has some major defects, there’s no question about it”

Kobe 2: For Robot Feet.

“We see nothing wrong with them. Now let’s swing by Cinnabon...”

In a backdoor way, you’ve made me homesick for Chicago (that’s a CTA bus stop in that Onion photo..the 151 bus line makes me think it’s in Rogers Park somewhere...

I just watched this two days ago, for some reason. I like the jersey but I never understood why a suburban Chicago-area kid would be wearing a Red Wings jersey. Did Cameron’s family move from Michigan?

Make America Cold-Blooded Again.

This asshole.

This just in... THE WHITE SOX FUCKED IT UP AGAIN TODAY!

Yeah, I was gonna ask if they had a playlist for people who grew up in an actual big city. I mean, only two measly Motown cuts (and from the same group) and not one Stax? GTFO.

I feel about this like I do the sack dance. I don’t mind some character seeping in but I can see this home run celebration shit getting extended further and further until it starts to look really ridiculous.

Ha! I love those street artists who draw pictures that distort your features..

No, black people aren’t into analytics. I mean, just do the math...

Any guy that bases a character like George Constanza on himself and THEN goes ahead and plays a “version” of himself in the same fashion is a bit OK in my book.

If it helps, Larry got his comeuppance at the end of nearly every episode for his assholish behavior.

You better not EVER forget about Leon.

And I’m gonna assume that he means white people like him since I think even he’s not dumb enough to think he knows the pulse of white 20somethings. Which, in that case, he might be right for the very reason you mentioned.

Well, fuck, if we’re giving out new stadiums, I’ll take one on the South Side. I like the view from the outside but other than that... Walking up to it is about as thrilling as entering the factory in “Metropolis”