If you were an altar boy you would.

Probably some iced coffee that he’s been sucking on all day and now all the ice has melted and it’s just even more watered down coffee.

You’re right. I’ll fix that statement.

A grown ass man walking around drinking out of a Big Gulp container is NOT going to charm anyone at the office...or anywhere else.

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+1 hypodermic needle in the butt.

I suppose the proper response to someone “showing you up” IS to try and to try and injure them, possibly permanently, by throwing a hard object at them going about 90 miles an hour.

Ha. This picture. They can’t even be bothered to pay attention to each other speak.

Wait, what? That baby is wearing a studded collar??? When you dress your kid like a dog, I don’t think you’re doing the parent thing entirely right.

A funny hop right into his nuts would be the proper ending to this series of unfortunate events.

THAT guy? I’m worried about them letting a giraffe sit in the stands behind him.

I, and apparently only I, see what you did there.

We would also accept “hedge fund manager.”

Sorry, VERY late response. I realize that there are some training that involves multiple muscles and do multiple things at once (improve balance and strength), but these guys aren’t doing these exercises as part of a set or routine. They stand around in little groups do a few of something and then someone else tries…

Are a significant number of men still bad at this? Sorry, woman-kind.

Well, they just gave out MacArthur Genius Grant so maybe she can get herself one of those. If someone doesn’t come to pick their’s up in 24 hours they give it to someone else. I think.

What the serious eff is going on in this photo?

Wow, you must have been really busy that...decade. And also every fifth Saturday at 2 p.m. when in airs on Comedy Central or AMC.

I assume they’re going to sign Oscar(s) any day now.